FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
November 16, 2009
could I please stop overanalyzing my LIFE right now?!
Things I Worry About On A Daily Basis And To No End, Volume 2
October 6, 2009
a few things to discuss
July 8, 2009
- Quite embarrassingly, I’ve been playing two songs on repeat: Miley Cyrus “The Climb” (I know, I’m cringing just typing it out, but come on– you can’t say it isn’t catchy) and Soulja Boy “Kiss Me Through The Phone” (and don’t play like you don’t have that number memorized, too…678-999-8212)
- I suck at managing money. What I had allotted for dinner ($10) somehow turned into $25 sushi. At least it was good?
- The new intern asked me today at work if our company drug tested. Rewind, we’ve only been WORKING together for three days–now hold on just a minute. I didn’t realize we were that close, or that that was an appropriate question to just, you know, THROW OUT THERE. But no, in fact, to my knowledge there is no drug testing. I’m willing to bet that if there was,though, I’d pass and you’d fail.
- TWO MORE DAYS UNTIL THE WEEKEND! Meetings all day tomorrow (as well as a catered lunch, thank you local newspaper.com) will make the day fly by, and Friday I’ll be on my way home for the weekend, where I plan to eat at my restaurants, lounge in my super comfy bed, and play with my friends who I’ve been missing like mad. What more could a girl ask for?
- And finally (and completely not funny for anyone who might read this other than myself-sorry!), my friend Travis referred to the location of his new apartment at the “Gay Times Square” tonight at dinner, and I’ve been laughing at it ever since.
- Ok, maybe it isn’t all that funny. Go ahead and start judging me based on my first bullet point and we can call it a night.
Pisces: Wednesday, May 6
Make sure that you spend plenty of time trying to sort out any financial matters that may have been troubling you recently. Just realize that you might not be able to have everything just the way you’d like, and you might have to make a few sacrifices right now.
Like, seriously. Last night when SBR and I got back from Wal-Mart I made her watch me cut it up and throw it away.
And then I had a minor panic attack as I realized that now I REALLY need to budget.
I’m addicted.
August 15, 2008
So I just bought these ADORABLE Steve Madden knock-offs from Target.com, and when I got my confirmation e-mail just a minute ago, the sidebar read “Other Items You Might Like,” followed by my shoe in every color. Really, Target? Because I am THIS CLOSE to buying the black, brown, pink, silver, AND gold. Don’t think I haven’t thought about it.
UPDATE: Along the same lines, APPLE, you can quit with the iPhone commercials. Every time I see one I immediately check my funds and apple.com to see how soon I can get one.
I’m pretty sure I’m a lost cause.
Dear Yourself,
April 3, 2008
Dear Cute Neighbor,
Fuck you. You can’t take a hint, and I’m sick of trying to drop them. All you have to do is ask me downtown or to dinner, or just come over and hang out. But no, you don’t have a clue. I’ll give you one more chance, then I’m through (Not that I was ever looking anyway).
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Dear Body,
You might be resilient, but it’s time to work on your curves. Sorry I have been so unfaithful to you and the gym. Lets work on this. Tonight.
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Dear Grades,
You suck. I am tired of worrying about you, and you are taking up way too much of my time, plain and simple. How much longer until summer?
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Dear Life,
Maybe you will turn out how I want you to, maybe not. I’m trying to accept you though, and roll with the punches. You’re getting me down lately, things not turning out as planned. Maybe it’s time to lose the plan and just have fun. Guess we’ll just have to wait this one out.
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Dear Computer,
Don’t fail me now. We have been inseparable for three years now, and I can’t afford to replace you yet.
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Dear Bank Account,
It’s too bad that you’re empty, because there are plenty of things I need you for right now… A new bra, jeans, that new CD I’ve been wanting, wine…
