Things I Worry About On A Daily Basis And To No End, Volume 2

Girl: do you know that i am terrified of what if i die and my dad finds out about my debt?!

Girl: ohhhhhhh the agony

SBR:  Hahahaha

Girl: ok that just cheered me up a bit….I’m too motherfcking dramatic

Girl: but seriously, file me for bankruptcy and don’t let my parents find out

Girl: kthanks

I’m addicted.

So I just bought these ADORABLE Steve Madden knock-offs from Target.com, and when I got my confirmation e-mail just a minute ago, the sidebar read “Other Items You Might Like,” followed by my shoe in every color. Really, Target? Because I am THIS CLOSE to buying the black, brown, pink, silver, AND gold. Don’t think I haven’t thought about it.

UPDATE: Along the same lines, APPLE,  you can quit with the iPhone commercials. Every time I see one I immediately check my funds and apple.com to see how soon I can get one.

I’m pretty sure I’m a lost cause.