a few things to discuss

• Quite embarrassingly, I’ve been playing two songs on repeat: Miley Cyrus “The Climb” (I know, I’m cringing just typing it out, but come on– you can’t say it isn’t catchy) and Soulja Boy “Kiss Me Through The Phone” (and don’t play like you don’t have that number memorized, too…678-999-8212)
• I suck at managing money. What I had allotted for dinner ($10) somehow turned into $25 sushi. At least it was good?
• The new intern asked me today at work if our company drug tested. Rewind, we’ve only been WORKING together for three days–now hold on just a minute. I didn’t realize we were that close, or that that was an appropriate question to just, you know, THROW OUT THERE. But no, in fact, to my knowledge there is no drug testing. I’m willing to bet that if there was,though, I’d pass and you’d fail.
• TWO MORE DAYS UNTIL THE WEEKEND! Meetings all day tomorrow (as well as a catered lunch, thank you local newspaper.com) will make the day fly by, and Friday I’ll be on my way home for the weekend, where I plan to eat at my restaurants, lounge in my super comfy bed, and play with my friends who I’ve been missing like mad.  What more could a girl ask for?
• And finally (and completely not funny for anyone who might read this other than myself-sorry!), my friend Travis referred to the location of his new apartment at the “Gay Times Square” tonight at dinner, and I’ve been laughing at it ever since.
• Ok, maybe it isn’t all that funny. Go ahead and start judging me based on my first bullet point and we can call it a night.

As if this wasn’t the story of my life….

Pisces: Wednesday, April 8
Just be aware that some relationship matters could end up getting a little tricky for you today.

Thanks for rubbing it in–my horoscope is nothing if not a downer.

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So today I woke up to my alarm at 8. It was a little advantageous of me, I know, to think that rolling out of bed an hour early to hit the gym might actually happen. Ha. I ended up pushing the snooze for fifteen minutes before resetting the alarm to 9.

When I finally woke up, I was starving… ever have those days where all you want to do is eat? And my craving for meat (gave it up for Lent) has gotten my eating habits ALL out of whack. I had a bagel w/cream cheese and a veggie sausage for breakfast around 10, and by 1 I was hungry again. I went home for lunch and had chips and salsa, followed by a bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch (awesome combo, I know). I was still craving something sweet, so I ate a chocolate chip Clif bar, too. And since I know I probably won’t be home for dinner tonight, I’m already planning my take out (I’m thinking a slice of pizza or a smoothie).

I swear I’m not pregnant.

And after re-reading all of that, I’m feeling a little sick to my stomach.